A Summary of Myself

12-3-08
Current mood:Elaborative

Don't ask me why but the blogging mood just hit me (inspired by this website-http://www.dullestblog.com/). Since the idea has already been taken I figured I would either have to break the record find something else to blog about, which may or may not be more interesting, but I would hope as humorous. Humor is not the subject of the day though because I am quite in a state of gloom. I mean, wouldn't you be if you knew some dude was going to knock you out and cut the three biggest teeth in your mouth out tomorrow, leaving you in pain for several days and instructing you to do salt-water rinses after every flippin meal for the next several weeks (does that really help?). On the dentist note, it has been my long-standing opinion that the tooth fairy DOES indeed exist; however the money you receive from her is actually a high-interest loan from the dentist which you pay back healthily when you grow up and have kids.

For any of you bored enough to continue reading subsequent blogs of mine, there are a few things you should know:

1. I am staunchly conservative in my political ideology, and speak of such often. Any good jokes about liberals, socialists, communists, Barak Obama, and other demonic forces will be told here.

2. I do not judge, I state facts. If you get drunk, you are a drunkard. If you cuss, you are a cusser (that is now a word). If you smoke, you are a smoker. If you are a human, you sin, making you a sinner. If you lie, you area liar. If you have a problem with any of that, take it up with God and Noah Webster.

3. To all you "be tolerant" people, if you complain about anything I say, you are being hypocritical to your beliefs, because you are thereby not tolerating me. You should tolerate the fact that I'm intolerant, and be open-minded to the fat that I am narrow-minded.

4. I was born and raised in the South. That being the case, certain words and phrases such as "ain't", "I reckon", "Do what?" (because Hannah loves it when i say that), "Y'on'a (do you want to)", and "wussat?" are apt to be a part of my language, depending on my current mood. I also have adapted a bit of foreign culture into my vocabulary such as Canadian ("Eh?"), Australian ("'ello" and anything about wallabes, Stever Irwin/sting ray jokes, etc.), and which ever culture says "Ya".

5. I am very opinionated, as I already stated in relation to my political views. My opinionation is not limited to politics, but expands to music, religion (John 14:6), and anything else that I know I'm right on, which is fact in the event that I really am right.

6. I love information. I don't care if it's pointless (like the fact that camels can drink 2.5-7 gallons of water per minute) or something that actually has some relevance to life. If I don't know it, I'll look it up, and usually have a way of doing so immediately.

7. Most importantly, as I hope you have gather from my bio, I am a follower of Christ. He died so I wouldn't have to, so the least I can do is serve Him.


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